Wookiee at the Waldorf
Conversation with a Master
Granny's Punk-Ass Pants
When I was a kid my Grandparents moved to Miami Beach leaving behind all their old winter clothes. Occasionally I would snoop around in storage finding old moth-balled treasures.
OMG! My Granny's old checkered pants fit me! They are totally Punk-Ass!
Yay! I have new pants! I'll bet they're from Bergdorf Goodman...
Yay! New pants, itchy pants, checkered past pants!...
Torn and worn, now they're MY Punk-Ass pants! I'm ready for Art School!
Friends by the Stream
I'm up in the mountains keeping cool,
hanging out along the banks of a cold stream.
Suddenly some friends appear out of nowhere.
Boogey - For once he didn't have his finger in his nose.
Jimbo - Always ready to rout for truffles.
Boris Unibrow - Every tooth in his head was a different color.
Artie - Born without a neck.
Mildred - Curlers in your hair shame on you.
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