RNC Day 2

AUGUST 30, 2012
More scenes from my GOP acid trip. Back into the fever swamp again tonight at 7. 

Paul Ryan tongue puppet by Koch Industries. Available at RNC concession stands. 


Paul Ryan’s Growth Agenda.


Ryan’s Honest-T


Gov. Susana Martinez (NM) slightly delayed tonight. Jan Brewer had to check her papers. 




Condi Rice, accompanied tonight by an escort of 4,000 soldiers lost in Iraq. 


GOP’s Favorite Dish


Chris Matthews, MSNBC: “All of this is disgraceful BS. They’re saying things to people to get them to stand up and applaud something that’s not going to happen. And if it does happen it’s a prescription for screwing people.”


Tonight all delegates get free Mike Huckabee coathangers.


Huck used to be so skinny. Must be all those Chick-Fil-As! 


John Roberts, Fox News: “Romney has been attacking Obama on substance. Obama has been attacking Romney on personal.” 





What pops into your mind when you see John McCain?


As a prank, the RNC puts up Bush video to scare the hell out of the delegates!

The Insulter In Chief

Wallace on FOX just now. 

Ron Paul’s legacy. Another butt that burns for Ayn. 

What does Rand Paul’s head look like to you?

Mitch McConnell — Where are the jobs?

Day Two! Here’s a deleted scene from the Ron Paul video. His 1964 civil rights position.