Top Stories of 2016
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At GOP fundraiser, Mike Huckabee falls hard for Caitlyn Jenner. They buy a home in West Palm Beach.
The Iran nuclear deal, it turns out, includes a shipment of hoverboards.
Chicago Mayor Rahm Emanuel resigns, becomes new CEO of Volkswagen.
New Facebook Buttons include:
"I just ate."
"I need a shower."
"I hate Facebook."
Pres. Obama discovers that nobody hears a word he says; decides to perform all remaining speeches in mime.
It turns out that Scalia is the quiet one and Clarence Thomas is a ventriloquist.
Harper Lee's third novel mysteriously appears. In "Go Set a Table", Atticus Finch ends up getting a cooking show on Fox.
At a deadlocked convention, the GOP decides to let the candidates wrestle for the nomination.
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